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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 94 | March 17, 2022 5:28 PM |
Previous thread on Colin from a few months ago.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | December 6, 2021 9:35 PM |
What an attention whore! But keep showing us those purple short shorts, Colin. Is he even wearing any underwear? Lots of junk. I was too distracted by it. The butt looks fine to me.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 6, 2021 9:40 PM |
Are short short's coming back in style?
(It is kind of shocking to see photos from the 80s.)
Yikes the shorts were short then.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 7, 2021 7:43 AM |
I'll always love him for In Bruges.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 7, 2021 8:30 AM |
Who is looking at this arse while being fucked senseless by him?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 7, 2021 8:38 AM |
Huge bulge. The ass is flat but it’s still kind of pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 7, 2021 10:04 AM |
Pancake ass is a dealbreaker for me. He's yours.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 7, 2021 10:27 AM |
He’s hot! I love him without tattoos 😍
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 7, 2021 10:35 AM |
It never fails to amaze me what the idiots at The Daily Fail consider a "chiseled body". Farrell's body is just above average.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | December 7, 2021 10:37 AM |
Irish ass.
Nothing wrong with that when there's a nice thick dick in front.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 7, 2021 10:39 AM |
Perhaps Madonna can suggest her BBL artist.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 7, 2021 10:42 AM |
That's what you get for skipping leg day.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 7, 2021 10:45 AM |
When people bloat then shed the bloat, the fat drains first from the easy parts.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 7, 2021 11:16 AM |
Gorgeous.
I'm with R6
He can fuck me senseless any time.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 7, 2021 11:40 AM |
[quote]Colin Farrell Has NO Ass!
Perhaps, but I get plenty of it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 7, 2021 11:43 AM |
Many of us have already seen his sex tape from years ago. He's really not hung at all.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 7, 2021 11:45 AM |
I'd still let him sit on my face for hours.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 7, 2021 11:53 AM |
His cock was healthy sized. Certainly not Irish cursed. But not Liam Neeson whopper either.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 7, 2021 12:03 PM |
I mean, was in the leaked video. I'm sure it remains the same nowadays.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 7, 2021 12:03 PM |
A perfect face, a perfect chest, a perfect cock, and a perfect ass would just be too much perfection for one man. I would be way too intimidated. Knowing he has a flat ass brings him (somewhat) down to Earth and makes him all the more endlessly fuckable, thankyouverymuch.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 7, 2021 1:06 PM |
I'd like some more junk in his truck but yeah, nice body
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 7, 2021 1:45 PM |
Is he suppose to inflate his ass like Madonna?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 7, 2021 1:54 PM |
Has he ever bared his ass in a film? I don't know - maybe he *does* have an ass? I'm a super scrawny white guy, but - praise the Lord - I have a disproportionately big black gurl booty - except pants (even skinny jeans) always fit me weird and it's not apparent when I'm clothed... Maybe pants just fit him weird too. Anyway, straight guys like him could probably care less about having an ass. As long as he doesn't have #TinyMeat
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 7, 2021 1:55 PM |
didnt he fuck Liz Taylor when she was an old lady?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 7, 2021 1:56 PM |
R24 you want Farrell to have a TRUCK full of junk? 🤪
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 7, 2021 2:19 PM |
OP- He has NO sex appeal either.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 7, 2021 2:22 PM |
I love this whore. A true bisexual and seems like a nice guy.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 17, 2021 1:06 AM |
He runs like a little girl.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 17, 2021 1:15 AM |
I love him. He's funny, charming, beautiful, and seems like a genuinely decent guy
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 17, 2021 1:18 AM |
OP is jealous. CF looks great.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 17, 2021 1:28 AM |
“Sculpted legs.” Daily Mail is hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 17, 2021 1:34 AM |
[quote]Colin Farrell Has NO Ass!
No ass
chicken legs
cold sores
and he runs like Hazel the Maid
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 17, 2021 2:10 AM |
His sex tape is among the sexiest I've seen. Usually most celebrity sex tapes are boring.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 17, 2021 2:10 AM |
[quote] Huge bulge. The ass is flat but it’s still kind of pretty.
Pretty flat.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 17, 2021 2:38 AM |
Where can I find the Colin Farrell sex tape?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 17, 2021 3:03 AM |
I don't give a fuck what his ass looks like, he has a gorgeous cock! This man did so much for me as a gayling hitting puberty. So sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 17, 2021 3:11 AM |
I hope he's the next James Bond. I don't know anyone who wouldn't spread for that.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 17, 2021 4:39 AM |
So which men has he been linked with?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 17, 2021 4:47 AM |
He's too old and already well known to be the next James Bond.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 17, 2021 5:00 AM |
[quote] That's what you get for skipping leg day.
He's a former professional dancer, you idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 17, 2021 5:12 AM |
He's like a farrell animal!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 17, 2021 5:13 AM |
R47, really? Come on now.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 18, 2021 12:12 AM |
Colin really wouldn't fit James Bond. To be honest they should retire the franchise for a while and build up anticipation before a reboot.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 18, 2021 1:10 AM |
Back when he was young and we were having lots of sex (after I had him tested for everything), I would call him Colon Feral and he would giggle until I hit is sweet spot hard.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 18, 2021 3:41 PM |
r53 Those photos were taken around 20 years ago. What little ass he had has flattened.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 18, 2021 4:10 PM |
Oh, for chrissakes....here.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 55 | December 18, 2021 4:27 PM |
Looks pretty good from this view.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | March 10, 2022 1:41 AM |
Well he is white, and Irish at that. Just be thankful for his wonderful sized cock.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 10, 2022 1:44 AM |
Back in the short shorts.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 59 | March 13, 2022 1:29 AM |
Flat ass is the bane of Brits.
There's Hot hot and Brit hot!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 13, 2022 1:31 AM |
He’s Irish. Not a Brit.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 13, 2022 1:35 AM |
Same difference R61. You've never heard of the flat Irish arse?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 13, 2022 1:37 AM |
By 45 white mens arses collapse like fallen soufflés.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 13, 2022 1:50 AM |
And he is Irish, so there’s that…
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 13, 2022 2:05 AM |
I get very very defensive when people trash talk him. I don’t like that. He looks perfectly fine.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 13, 2022 2:08 AM |
What celebrities do you trash, r65. Someone may resent your insults directed towards their favorites.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 13, 2022 2:11 AM |
His shorts are fucking hot. He looks utterly fuckable. Bring back short shorts, they are sexy as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 13, 2022 2:16 AM |
Im a bottom so what he has in the front is more than enough for me. My 1st husband had even less ass than Colin,but he had 7 1/2 fat inches so we both were happy . Colin is still hot as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 13, 2022 5:47 AM |
Not every one have a 100-lb, protuberant ass like yours, OP, luckily.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 13, 2022 6:16 AM |
Dirty fucking mick, let me suck ya cock.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 13, 2022 6:45 AM |
And this is a problem because?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 13, 2022 10:51 AM |
He is aging like wine. Shocking considering he is a recovering junkie and alcoholic. Very good genetics.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 72 | March 15, 2022 3:49 PM |
Colin Farrell has a SUNBURN. He's going to get melanoma jogging around like that.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 15, 2022 3:53 PM |
I WANNA SUCK HIS BALLS AND LICK HIS ASS
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 15, 2022 4:00 PM |
R72 Money outdoes genetics every time.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 15, 2022 4:03 PM |
R74 a fictional myth. Doing squats doesn’t mean you’ll suddenly have a big ass.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 15, 2022 4:04 PM |
That's true. Squats help but some people will simply never have a bubble butt.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 15, 2022 4:10 PM |
I prefer a manly ass like his, as opposed to insta whore twinks with Kartrashian dump-truck implants.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 15, 2022 4:17 PM |
Most Caucasians don't have bulbous big fat asses like African Americans.
Are you thick, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 15, 2022 4:20 PM |
I have a friend who doesn’t have an asshole
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 15, 2022 4:23 PM |
He must have have the worst breath imaginable r82
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 15, 2022 5:22 PM |
He's hot, he's intense, he's aging fantastically, and having seen as much as I could without falling asleep of that sex tape, a really fine cock.
He also seems to have been able to learn from life. He's probably a really lousy bet domestically, but a totally memorable experience as an affair.
Husband material, he ain't.
But I'd be immensely flattered if he so much as looked me up and down.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 15, 2022 7:57 PM |
In the case of some people, squats just tone and muscularize their small, inconspicuous butt, without developing it into a bubble butt. In fact they might make it even more small and compact. Not that that's necessarily bad.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 15, 2022 8:11 PM |
Natural bubble butt is just genetics. I don't know why people especially guys are obsessed with it now though. Someone with a nice, muscular body will still have a firm booty. I don't think it enhances a male's looks. With women, it's usually related to wide hips and the hourglass figure which is why it's desirable.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 15, 2022 8:15 PM |
Seeing a "bubble butt" on a 50+ man does not usually elicit the response from the rest of us that the fetishist OP seems to expect from herself.
It's more, "Oh. Injections of Crisco and styrofoam powder in a Newark basement.'
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 15, 2022 8:19 PM |
R85 - And Eileen Atkins almost had him, but she turned him down.
". . . And finally, she was propositioned by Colin Farrell when they worked together on the 2006 movie Ask the Dust – but politely turned him down. Atkins shared the story on The Jonathan Ross Show, graciously describing Farrell as "enchanting.""
She was, I think, 75 or so at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 16, 2022 1:20 AM |
My Italian/Spanish American partner (44) tried on a pair of Brooks Brothers slim fit khakis today. They were vulgar, and he cannot wear them in public in all decency. They would elicit a response of "Dayum!" from even the most reserved of you. Some men come by their voluptuousness naturally. No squats, no implants.
They should not be shamed.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 16, 2022 2:12 AM |
I would love to choke on his dick. He looks so yummy
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 91 | March 16, 2022 2:20 AM |
Flat ass really is a turnoff. But they look so much worse on black guys. This South African is about the standard for an average for a black guy.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 92 | March 16, 2022 5:32 AM |
^ I meant to add, his average ass makes so much sexier than Farrell who's a handsome actual celebrity.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 16, 2022 5:34 AM |
He really should start doing squats.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 17, 2022 5:28 PM |
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