Colin Farrell Has NO Ass!

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by Anonymousreply 94March 17, 2022 5:28 PM

Previous thread on Colin from a few months ago.

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by Anonymousreply 1December 6, 2021 9:35 PM

What an attention whore! But keep showing us those purple short shorts, Colin. Is he even wearing any underwear? Lots of junk. I was too distracted by it. The butt looks fine to me.

by Anonymousreply 2December 6, 2021 9:40 PM

Are short short's coming back in style?

(It is kind of shocking to see photos from the 80s.)

Yikes the shorts were short then.

by Anonymousreply 4December 7, 2021 7:43 AM

I'll always love him for In Bruges.

by Anonymousreply 5December 7, 2021 8:30 AM

Who is looking at this arse while being fucked senseless by him?

by Anonymousreply 6December 7, 2021 8:38 AM

Huge bulge. The ass is flat but it’s still kind of pretty.

by Anonymousreply 7December 7, 2021 10:04 AM

Pancake ass is a dealbreaker for me. He's yours.

by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2021 10:27 AM

He’s hot! I love him without tattoos 😍

by Anonymousreply 9December 7, 2021 10:35 AM

It never fails to amaze me what the idiots at The Daily Fail consider a "chiseled body". Farrell's body is just above average.

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by Anonymousreply 10December 7, 2021 10:37 AM

Irish ass.

Nothing wrong with that when there's a nice thick dick in front.

by Anonymousreply 11December 7, 2021 10:39 AM

Perhaps Madonna can suggest her BBL artist.

by Anonymousreply 12December 7, 2021 10:42 AM

That's what you get for skipping leg day.

by Anonymousreply 13December 7, 2021 10:45 AM

When people bloat then shed the bloat, the fat drains first from the easy parts.

by Anonymousreply 15December 7, 2021 11:16 AM

Gorgeous.

I'm with R6

He can fuck me senseless any time.

by Anonymousreply 17December 7, 2021 11:40 AM

[quote]Colin Farrell Has NO Ass!

Perhaps, but I get plenty of it.

by Anonymousreply 18December 7, 2021 11:43 AM

Many of us have already seen his sex tape from years ago. He's really not hung at all.

by Anonymousreply 19December 7, 2021 11:45 AM

I'd still let him sit on my face for hours.

by Anonymousreply 20December 7, 2021 11:53 AM

His cock was healthy sized. Certainly not Irish cursed. But not Liam Neeson whopper either.

by Anonymousreply 21December 7, 2021 12:03 PM

I mean, was in the leaked video. I'm sure it remains the same nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 22December 7, 2021 12:03 PM

A perfect face, a perfect chest, a perfect cock, and a perfect ass would just be too much perfection for one man. I would be way too intimidated. Knowing he has a flat ass brings him (somewhat) down to Earth and makes him all the more endlessly fuckable, thankyouverymuch.

by Anonymousreply 23December 7, 2021 1:06 PM

I'd like some more junk in his truck but yeah, nice body

by Anonymousreply 24December 7, 2021 1:45 PM

Is he suppose to inflate his ass like Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 26December 7, 2021 1:54 PM

Has he ever bared his ass in a film? I don't know - maybe he *does* have an ass? I'm a super scrawny white guy, but - praise the Lord - I have a disproportionately big black gurl booty - except pants (even skinny jeans) always fit me weird and it's not apparent when I'm clothed... Maybe pants just fit him weird too. Anyway, straight guys like him could probably care less about having an ass. As long as he doesn't have #TinyMeat

by Anonymousreply 27December 7, 2021 1:55 PM

didnt he fuck Liz Taylor when she was an old lady?

by Anonymousreply 28December 7, 2021 1:56 PM

R24 you want Farrell to have a TRUCK full of junk? 🤪

by Anonymousreply 29December 7, 2021 2:19 PM

OP- He has NO sex appeal either.

by Anonymousreply 30December 7, 2021 2:22 PM

I love this whore. A true bisexual and seems like a nice guy.

by Anonymousreply 31December 17, 2021 1:06 AM

He runs like a little girl.

by Anonymousreply 32December 17, 2021 1:15 AM

I love him. He's funny, charming, beautiful, and seems like a genuinely decent guy

by Anonymousreply 33December 17, 2021 1:18 AM

OP is jealous. CF looks great.

by Anonymousreply 34December 17, 2021 1:28 AM

“Sculpted legs.” Daily Mail is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 36December 17, 2021 1:34 AM

[quote]Colin Farrell Has NO Ass!

No ass

chicken legs

cold sores

and he runs like Hazel the Maid

by Anonymousreply 37December 17, 2021 2:10 AM

His sex tape is among the sexiest I've seen. Usually most celebrity sex tapes are boring.

by Anonymousreply 38December 17, 2021 2:10 AM

[quote] Huge bulge. The ass is flat but it’s still kind of pretty.

Pretty flat.

by Anonymousreply 39December 17, 2021 2:38 AM

Where can I find the Colin Farrell sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 40December 17, 2021 3:03 AM

I don't give a fuck what his ass looks like, he has a gorgeous cock! This man did so much for me as a gayling hitting puberty. So sexy.

by Anonymousreply 42December 17, 2021 3:11 AM

I hope he's the next James Bond. I don't know anyone who wouldn't spread for that.

by Anonymousreply 44December 17, 2021 4:39 AM

So which men has he been linked with?

by Anonymousreply 45December 17, 2021 4:47 AM

He's too old and already well known to be the next James Bond.

by Anonymousreply 46December 17, 2021 5:00 AM

[quote] That's what you get for skipping leg day.

He's a former professional dancer, you idiot.

by Anonymousreply 47December 17, 2021 5:12 AM

He's like a farrell animal!

by Anonymousreply 48December 17, 2021 5:13 AM

R47, really? Come on now.

by Anonymousreply 49December 18, 2021 12:12 AM

Colin really wouldn't fit James Bond. To be honest they should retire the franchise for a while and build up anticipation before a reboot.

by Anonymousreply 50December 18, 2021 1:10 AM

Back when he was young and we were having lots of sex (after I had him tested for everything), I would call him Colon Feral and he would giggle until I hit is sweet spot hard.

by Anonymousreply 52December 18, 2021 3:41 PM

r53 Those photos were taken around 20 years ago. What little ass he had has flattened.

by Anonymousreply 54December 18, 2021 4:10 PM

Oh, for chrissakes....here.

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by Anonymousreply 55December 18, 2021 4:27 PM

Looks pretty good from this view.

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by Anonymousreply 56March 10, 2022 1:41 AM

Well he is white, and Irish at that. Just be thankful for his wonderful sized cock.

by Anonymousreply 58March 10, 2022 1:44 AM

Back in the short shorts.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 13, 2022 1:29 AM

Flat ass is the bane of Brits.

There's Hot hot and Brit hot!

by Anonymousreply 60March 13, 2022 1:31 AM

He’s Irish. Not a Brit.

by Anonymousreply 61March 13, 2022 1:35 AM

Same difference R61. You've never heard of the flat Irish arse?

by Anonymousreply 62March 13, 2022 1:37 AM

By 45 white mens arses collapse like fallen soufflés.

by Anonymousreply 63March 13, 2022 1:50 AM

And he is Irish, so there’s that…

by Anonymousreply 64March 13, 2022 2:05 AM

I get very very defensive when people trash talk him. I don’t like that. He looks perfectly fine.

by Anonymousreply 65March 13, 2022 2:08 AM

What celebrities do you trash, r65. Someone may resent your insults directed towards their favorites.

by Anonymousreply 66March 13, 2022 2:11 AM

His shorts are fucking hot. He looks utterly fuckable. Bring back short shorts, they are sexy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 67March 13, 2022 2:16 AM

Im a bottom so what he has in the front is more than enough for me. My 1st husband had even less ass than Colin,but he had 7 1/2 fat inches so we both were happy . Colin is still hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 68March 13, 2022 5:47 AM

Not every one have a 100-lb, protuberant ass like yours, OP, luckily.

by Anonymousreply 69March 13, 2022 6:16 AM

Dirty fucking mick, let me suck ya cock.

by Anonymousreply 70March 13, 2022 6:45 AM

And this is a problem because?

by Anonymousreply 71March 13, 2022 10:51 AM

He is aging like wine. Shocking considering he is a recovering junkie and alcoholic. Very good genetics.

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by Anonymousreply 72March 15, 2022 3:49 PM

Colin Farrell has a SUNBURN. He's going to get melanoma jogging around like that.

by Anonymousreply 73March 15, 2022 3:53 PM

I WANNA SUCK HIS BALLS AND LICK HIS ASS

by Anonymousreply 75March 15, 2022 4:00 PM

R72 Money outdoes genetics every time.

by Anonymousreply 76March 15, 2022 4:03 PM

R74 a fictional myth. Doing squats doesn’t mean you’ll suddenly have a big ass.

by Anonymousreply 77March 15, 2022 4:04 PM

That's true. Squats help but some people will simply never have a bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 78March 15, 2022 4:10 PM

I prefer a manly ass like his, as opposed to insta whore twinks with Kartrashian dump-truck implants.

by Anonymousreply 80March 15, 2022 4:17 PM

Most Caucasians don't have bulbous big fat asses like African Americans.

Are you thick, OP?

by Anonymousreply 81March 15, 2022 4:20 PM

I have a friend who doesn’t have an asshole

by Anonymousreply 82March 15, 2022 4:23 PM

He must have have the worst breath imaginable r82

by Anonymousreply 83March 15, 2022 5:22 PM

He's hot, he's intense, he's aging fantastically, and having seen as much as I could without falling asleep of that sex tape, a really fine cock.

He also seems to have been able to learn from life. He's probably a really lousy bet domestically, but a totally memorable experience as an affair.

Husband material, he ain't.

But I'd be immensely flattered if he so much as looked me up and down.

by Anonymousreply 84March 15, 2022 7:57 PM

In the case of some people, squats just tone and muscularize their small, inconspicuous butt, without developing it into a bubble butt. In fact they might make it even more small and compact. Not that that's necessarily bad.

by Anonymousreply 86March 15, 2022 8:11 PM

Natural bubble butt is just genetics. I don't know why people especially guys are obsessed with it now though. Someone with a nice, muscular body will still have a firm booty. I don't think it enhances a male's looks. With women, it's usually related to wide hips and the hourglass figure which is why it's desirable.

by Anonymousreply 87March 15, 2022 8:15 PM

Seeing a "bubble butt" on a 50+ man does not usually elicit the response from the rest of us that the fetishist OP seems to expect from herself.

It's more, "Oh. Injections of Crisco and styrofoam powder in a Newark basement.'

by Anonymousreply 88March 15, 2022 8:19 PM

R85 - And Eileen Atkins almost had him, but she turned him down.

". . . And finally, she was propositioned by Colin Farrell when they worked together on the 2006 movie Ask the Dust – but politely turned him down. Atkins shared the story on The Jonathan Ross Show, graciously describing Farrell as "enchanting.""

She was, I think, 75 or so at the time.

by Anonymousreply 89March 16, 2022 1:20 AM

My Italian/Spanish American partner (44) tried on a pair of Brooks Brothers slim fit khakis today. They were vulgar, and he cannot wear them in public in all decency. They would elicit a response of "Dayum!" from even the most reserved of you. Some men come by their voluptuousness naturally. No squats, no implants.

They should not be shamed.

by Anonymousreply 90March 16, 2022 2:12 AM

I would love to choke on his dick. He looks so yummy

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by Anonymousreply 91March 16, 2022 2:20 AM

Flat ass really is a turnoff. But they look so much worse on black guys. This South African is about the standard for an average for a black guy.

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by Anonymousreply 92March 16, 2022 5:32 AM

^ I meant to add, his average ass makes so much sexier than Farrell who's a handsome actual celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 93March 16, 2022 5:34 AM

He really should start doing squats.

by Anonymousreply 94March 17, 2022 5:28 PM

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